Salt Rose and Honey Bee

Ask me anything   An odd collection of whatnots.

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A Few Warnings: NSFW, sometimes...And I post a lot. (Seriously. I do.)
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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

seragakisexual:

things that are harder than they should be

  • telling your friends how much you like them
  • telling your crushes how much you like them
  • evening out your eyeliner

When you use stick eyeliner, take a match or a lighter and burn the tip slightly, then let it cool and apply it. It makes it go on smoother and more even.


THE MORE YOU KNOW

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Food for the Brain: Okay, HISTORY TIME... →

sourcedumal:

heroesaresupposedtofight:

Meet the Forty Elephants.

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This is the name of a gang based out of London. With bedecked knuckles of diamond rings, the leader “Diamond Annie” (real name Alice Diamond) led this fierce all-female force of shoplifters that terrorized high quality stores in the West End of London and in other cities. 

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Also, here are two members of the Forty Elephants:

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Florrie Holmes

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Maggie Hughes

From about 1873 - 1950 (though, there are some indications of reports as early as the late 1700’s), these women - with their specially tailored suits and their fast cars (when the 20th century rolled around) were virtually unstoppable and went nearly undetected from police.

They were ruthless and pitiless when it came to their “turf”. If anyone was caught stealing from one of their stores, they would arrange beatings and even kidnappings until the money was paid. 

They were rebellious, decadent, and knew how to have a good time. They loved to throw lavish parties and even more they loved to live it up at the finest pubs and restaurants. 

They were incredibly smart and maintained avoiding police detection by using fake names and rarely wearing what they stole. They usually bought high fashion clothes for themselves and sold what they stole. 

Sometimes, they went into partnership with the all-male “Elephant and Castle Mob.

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Which in turn, made it even more difficult for police to apprehend them. These women ran one of the largest operations of organized shoplifting their country had ever known. And yet, some of us are *just barely* hearing about them. 

My God, when will there be a movie, dangit.

But a female protagonist of GTA is unrealistic doe?

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billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

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"Body cells replace themselves every month. Even at this very moment. Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories."
Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase (via waterave)

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"But who can say what’s best? That’s why you need to grab whatever chance you have of happiness where you find it, and not worry about other people too much. My experience tells me that we get no more than two or three such chances in a life time, and if we let them go, we regret it for the rest of our lives."
Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (1987)

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esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

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batblush:

I LOVE BARN OWLS SO MUCH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

batblush:

I LOVE BARN OWLS SO MUCH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"I want to explain how exhausted I am. Even in my dreams. How I wake up tired. How I’m being drowned by some kind of black wave."
Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation (via ntrvrts)

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I GOT REAL BIG PLANS AND SUCH BAD THOUGHTS: Tip: Women Are Not Weaker Than Men →

howtofightwrite:

Divorce yourself from this idea right now, author. While I’m sure it is the narrative you’ve been presented with your entire life, I’m here to tell you that it isn’t true. Women do find building up muscles in the upper body more difficult than men, but since power does not…

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folklaureate:

— Bluebeard’s Final Girl, or, The Revisionist by Veronica Schanoes

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"Don’t get stuck. Move, travel, take a class, take a risk. There is a season for wildness and a season for settledness, and this is neither. This season is about becoming. Don’t lose yourself at happy hour, but don’t lose yourself on the corporate ladder either. Stop every once in a while and go out to coffee or climb in bed with your journal. Now is your time. Walk closely with people you love. Don’t get stuck in the past, and don’t try to fast-forward yourself into a future you haven’t yet earned. Give today all the love and intensity and courage you can, and keep travelling honestly along life’s path."
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knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

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